Conversations with the Tyrant

Tyrant: Whine* Whine* Whine* Papa!

Papa: Do you want this?

Tyrant: No *Whine*

Papa: What about this?

Tyrant: No *Whine*

Papa: Do you want this? or this? or this?

Tyrant: No *Whine*

Papa: Then I just don’t know what you want.

Tyrant: PAPA! PAPA! PAPA!

Papa: Honey I can’t figure out what it is that he wants.

Mama thinks: So what do you want me to do about it?