A Dragon Against Manticore Army

Another story by the Comedian

Two-thousand manticores have been attacking the city.

A boy on a dragon have been attacking them but a sea monster and the manticores were too much for him on 2000 Main Street.  The dragon landed on the sea monsters head and the sea monster ate his own head trying to get him.  Now there are only 2000 manticores left to be beat.  One maticore have charged at the dragon.  The dragon and the human made it crazy.  The human grabbed onto the manticore's head and the dragon ate its horn.  When that one had been defeated all the other manticores attacked at the same time.  As easy as last time one big giant chicken flew and sat on all the manticores heads.  Then the dragon ate all the horns from the manticores while the big giant chicken was distracting them.  The city was safe once again....

Stay tuned for next time. . .

The Sea Monster WAS ATTACKING!!!!!  The dragon put fire on all the scales, then the dragon bite-ed off it’s tail.  The Sea Monster was furious!  So the Sea Monster was chasing the dragon around in circles.  It got tired off.  Then the dragon ate one spine off the Sea Monster above his eyes.

Stay tuned for the next adventure of the dragoN




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The Secret of the Bionicle World (part one)

It has been quite awhile since I've included one of the Comedian's stories on here.  His creative powers have recently shifted from creatures unknown to most to the world of the Bionicle.  Any spelling errors are mine but the grammar and story are as he dictated it to me.

Without further ado, I present to you:

The Secret of the Bionicle World (part one)

 created and dictated by the Comedian (age 6)

 Once there were four Bionicles; gold, water, fire and leaf.  As the gold Bionicle sat in his chair with his golden medal he thought him could go out for a walk.  He walked through the mighty forest and at then end there was a pond.   And the water Bionicle under the sea said “oh no  crocodiles!”  The golden Bionicle sensed him was in there and used his golden power to lift him out of the sea.  As the crocodiles figure out him is gone them goed back into the surface of the pond.

The golden Bionicle thought him would go into a jungle so as him go-ed him found a bird.  The bird lifted him up to the top of the jungle.  But the golden Bionicle knew what to do he used his golden power to make a hole in the tree and a thing that them could bounce on.  Then the leaf Toa stopped them from bouncing and lifted them carefully off the bounce thing. 

 Then all three Bionicle thought them could go to the center of the earth to see what the fire Bionicle were doing.  So them go to the center of the earth and saw that them were doing a star show which would show who was the best-est fire Bionicle.  All the fire Bionicle said, “Hold Neutron!” because Neutron was the bestest fire Bionicle. 

Then Neutron came to the surface of the earth with them and a big war began--The evil against the good.  Then in the battle them discovered that them could combine with each other and make a big huge Bionicle together.  After combining they were so powerful that they won the battle.  Then all four turned into golden Bionicle and the leader of the Glatorian asked where their habitat would be.  Them said we want the golden forest to be our habitat.  So they went there to live there.

Stay tuned for the next bionacle story. . .

More Benjaminisms...

"Mama, do you know what I want to drink with my lunch? Hot chocolate because my brain needs warmed up. I know we don't have hot chocolate on just any snow day but this is a super duper cold snowy day and my brain is cold and so is my body, so I need some hot chocolate to warm me up"

"Wow! I think it is almost Christmas again!"

"When I go to storytime after storytime I'll buy a book and a movie and a dinosaur movie with my library card. First I have to take my only one movie back, but my Christmas dinosaur movie can stay here because it isn't a library movie it is a Christmas movie from Santa and it can stay here"

"Mama can you snuggle me when I'm watching the show"

"Mama see these straight pretzels that I got from Emma's house? They taste better than those curly knotted up ones you buy. They are better for me because I'm a straight boy and not a curly knotted up boy. So next time buy straight pretzels so I'll know you love me okay?"

Have you ever tasted a Pawdohwahp?

My little comedian has been telling stories and here is his latest.


Once upon a time there was a Pawdowahp. It lived in a pond. It felt the boughter (rhymes with daughter). A boughter is a kind of machine that lives on earth and it is kind of fuzzy. The boughter digged up the Pawdowahp with its big claws. Everyone heard it go, CRUNCH! Then the boughter flipped over and dropped the Pawdowahp. Then came a big Giant through the forest to the pond and it picked up the Pawdowahp and ate it. Soon the Giant said, "aaaaargh" and threw up the Pawdowahp into the deep pond water. The Giant cried and ran to find its mommy. He never ate another Pawdowahp. He always told his friends to Hang-dwop if they saw a Pawdowahp.

The End